Kid: Wow. I have my school birthday on Thursday, my friend party on Saturday night, and two family get-togethers on Sunday! That’s a lot of birthday celebrations.
KPD: Is it too much? We could cancel something.
Kid: Nah. I’m turning thirteen. It’s a big deal!
KPD: It IS a big deal.
Kid: You’re going to have a teenager in the house.
Kid: Good luck with that.
It happens tomorrow! I guess we’ll need all the help we can get.