So last night I was lying in bed and this factoid dribbled up out of the depths of my brain. The Kid told me recently that female snowy owls are covered in spots, which means that the owl who played Hedwig in the Harry Potter movies is male. And my Darren Criss-soaked brain instantly realized that Darren Criss is a male playing a woman named Hedwig, and that coincidence tickled my funny bone.
So I dragged my middle-aged self to the internet and I figured out how to make this:
I’m ridiculously proud of myself.