Me: What time do you want to wake up tomorrow?
Kid: Let’s see. We have to meet our friend at 1pm…
Me: But your uncle is coming in the morning.
Kid: What time?
Me: I don’t know exactly.
Kid: Well, just wake me up then. But I’m telling you right now, you’re going to have to bribe me with ice cream, or Olympics, or something, because this bed is so cozy I’m never going to want to get out of it again.
At least I’m prepared.