As you may have heard, my Kid is a Hamilton Hater. She’s heard the opening song enough times to know the basic rhythms of it, and she likes to sing:

What’s your name, man?

Alexander Poopypants.

My name is Alexander Poopypants.


Alexander Poopypants, first Secretary of the Treasury

My uncle lives in a town called Hamilton. Today we realized that using the Transitive Property, the Kid has changed the name of his town.

My uncle lives in Poopypants, NY.