As you may have heard, my Kid is a Hamilton Hater. She’s heard the opening song enough times to know the basic rhythms of it, and she likes to sing:
What’s your name, man?
My name is Alexander Poopypants.
My uncle lives in a town called Hamilton. Today we realized that using the Transitive Property, the Kid has changed the name of his town.
My uncle lives in Poopypants, NY.