1. You always sleep immediately, soundly, and all night long.
  2. And nothing happens while you’re sleeping, so you don’t miss anything.
  3. And sleep is totally optional.
  4. Pumpkin pie is just as healthy as meat.
  5. Baking your first cake is hailed as an achievement.
  6. Cheats!
  7. If you don’t move, you don’t get hungry.
  8. You can catch useful things when fishing, like a pair of boots or an enchanted book.
  9. The clothing you make always fits.
  10. You never have to go to the bathroom.
  11. Background music.
  12. You can carry a whole lot of stuff, as long as it’s sorted in piles of 64 of each item.
  13. Torches never run out of fuel. Ever.
  14. You can solve pretty much any problem by hacking at it.
  15. Any animal will obey you if you put a lead on it.
  16. You can make ridiculous things like this! Happy almost Chanukah!Screen Shot 2015-12-05 at 1.41.38 PM